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walkingfoxiest:

a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

(Source: fortscrotum)

guy:

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my stripper chicken dances perfectly with this song

holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot

Hello friend, are you having a bad night?

cynicalfelines:

Well,

Here is a live kitten feed

Here is a live puppy feed

Here is a live penguin feed

Here is a live English Bulldog puppy feed

Here is a live parakeet feed

Here is a live sea otter feed

Here is a live panda feed

Here is a live calf feed

Here is a live chick feed

Here is a live sloth feed

*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

(Source: ziall)

seedy:

friends talking shit about something u like

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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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lacostume:

octopickles:

OH THANK YOU

(Source: azulcristal)